Cowboy Vs. Mermaid

I am obsessed with cowboy boots.  I don't know why exactly.  I want to be a mermaid, not a cowboy.  

I opened a new pair of boots this very day and I'm wearing them right now.  The scent of fresh leather is rising up and filling my head and I'm getting giddy.  Giddy up.  Yee Haw.  Maybe it's creeping up on me.  

Hold tight, Lorelei.  I'm going to figure out a way to make cowboy boots fit a mermaid's fins...